The Ultimate Show Ringtones

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile Before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK47 out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip And then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air, he did a somersault Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air They both got hit by a Care Bear stare This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown Angels sang out in immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs Then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast They kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw Civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw the better Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown) This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown) This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Get away, get away (hey) You got to have a passport if you're rollin' with me We can hit Jamaica or we can chill in France Roll with a player, you can bring a friend (ya) You in the presence of some players, Chamillitary do it big We could hit Hawaii or the Haribbean We could do it major, chillin on the sand You stressing everyday, 'cause the way that you're living See it in your face, ain't no faking the feeling We can get away and be chilling We can get away and be chilling We can go today, and get away for a minute Party everyday, do your thing to the rhythm We can get away get away We can get away and be chilling Ay, I got money, got paper Ay, I got plenty of cheddar (plenty of cheddar) So we treating, today like we know it ain't lasting forever Hey, now bartender, remember To bring the straw with the umbrella (please bring the umbrella) Hey, we just drinking, and thinking Of a way that we can make life better Yeah coconut with the umbrella baby And the Rhianna Soundin chick is the umbrella lady It ain't no carpet on the floor like they renovating Palm trees like my old homeboys, hella shady Time flies so you know the clock is passing through Hit the sand is the only other task to do You know my fanbase is international Their fanbase is only within an avenue (ugh) Go wherever that you plan G5 I'll show 'em how to fly like Peter Pan Get a lobster or anything that she demand If it isn't then it's something you will never eat again Step off the yacht if you wanna see the land I'll take you to the sun if you really need a tan Water look like oxygen anywhere you stand 'Cause the ocean so clear you look down and see the sand You stressing everyday, 'cause the way that you're living See it in your face, ain't no faking the feeling We can get away and be chilling We can get away and be chilling We can go today, and get away for a minute Party everyday, do your thing to the rhythm We can get away get away We can get away and be chilling Listen, if money talks, my paper probly speak Greek I'm in a different continent like each week Seeing daylight and they gon probly be sleep No cell phones, send a telegram to East Beach Females, it's like ya chick is so hot to me Can we all chill, I turn maybe into possibly You know my beach house is what you got to see Paper and property, walking game of Monopoly My helicopter lands on the boardwalk Where the residents ain't understanding your talk The cliff ends and the salt water pours off Think what you think, but you'll never have a bored thought Water so warm that the fishes isn't cold And the air is so open that the pigeons get exposed Didn't i remind you to bring your swimming clothes No, I didn't on purpose, now you're swimming in your whoa Ay, I got money, got paper Ay, I got plenty of cheddar (plenty of cheddar) So we treating, today like we know it ain't lasting forever Hey, now bartender, remember To bring the straw with the umbrella (please bring the umbrella) Hey, we just drinking, and thinking Of a way that we can make life better It's all good, long as you don't turn on me like a doorknob And try to make my flow stop like a cork does Now we'll be in Hawaii eating corn cob Pinning a flower in your hair like a corsage Said I shouldn't leave, but you know I ain't hear a thing Ten karat earring blocking all my hearing Never go back is exactly what they're fearing Know plenty Jamaicans so I brought you to the real ting Rude Boy sick with it and giving flu It's like i just appeared here, but I really flew They say it just to rhyme, this what I really do Deja Vu, we'll repeat it when the year is through You stressing everyday, 'cause the way that you're living See it in your face, ain't no faking the feeling We can get away and be chilling We can get away and be chilling We can go today, and get away for a minute Party everyday, do your thing to the rhythm We can get away get away We can get away and be chilling